10. Waking up in the middle of the night because your nose is so runny.
9. Realizing you've used all of your Puffs Plus and resorting to toilet paper.
8. The resulting red, raw nose from aforementioned toilet paper.
7. Swallowing the GINORMOUS Amoxicillin pills when you have a sore throat.
6. The taste of cough drops when they're all you've had to eat in 24 hours.
5. The unattractive mouth-breathing you're forced to do when neither nostril works.
4. The non-stop peeing that accompanies the "Drink lots of fluids" advice.
3. The fact that there is not-a-damn-thing on television during the day...except Oprah. God bless Oprah.
2. The look the dog gives me for being home and not taking him for long walks.
1. The fact that my mom lives in Michigan and isn't here to make me minestrone soup and the fact that the minestrone soup I purchased at the store was frankly, an insult to minestrone soup...especially my mom's.
1 comment:
Yeah, but there is that fact that your BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD brought you Arby's the other day, right? That's good, right?
Hope you feel better...
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