Dreamweaver

I woke up this morning totally freaked out. I' d had a vivid dream and I was certain it was true. I placed my hand on my stomach and was relieved to find out I was not 9 months pregnant. This was good.

Dream: I went to the doctor because I wasn't feeling well. My friend Elizabeth walked in wearing purple scrubs. I laid down on the table and she pushed on my stomach. It really hurt and she asked if I knew I was pregnant. I told her no and that it wasn't possible and she said I was absolutely pregnant. When I asked her how far along I was, she said that I was due any day. I told her I was scared and not ready because I didn't have a crib or a car seat or even those plug things to keep a baby from electrocuting itself. She said it was normal to be nervous. She handed me a pamphlet with a stork on it and told me that all the information I needed would be inside. I laid there for a minute thinking about how I was going to get everything ready and I was touching my stomach. It didn't feel big enough to be 9 months pregnant. I left the doctors office and as I was walking out I started looking for my informative pamphlet but it was gone. I went back to the office and the receptionist told me that I was going to be a bad mom because I couldn't even keep track of a pamphlet. I started to cry and then I woke up.

Does anyone know what the hell any of this means?!?!