***Picture me, sitting on a stool wearing jeans and a white t-shirt. The film is grainy, black and white and the rest of the room is empty.***
ME: You may think others don't notice. You may think because you're alone, no one will know. You may think that if you do it quickly, it won't be a big deal. You may think it's your little secret. But it's not. Because when you pick your nose while in your car, people notice. It doesn't matter if no one is right next to you because the person in front of you may just be casually looking in the rear view mirror of her Altima and see you dig WAY up there. And that same girl may be horrified when you pull your finger out and promptly stick it in your mouth. And that same girl may almost miss her turn and have to jam on her brakes while simultaneously trying to hold back the dry heaves that have begun becuase of your dirty little habit. And that same girl may be haunted by that memory for days and days and days.
***Insert " The More You Know" music as I get up and walk out of the frame***
This PSA brought to you by KC and the PBD (Partnership for Booger-free Driving)
1 comment:
Why do people think they're invisible in cars?!
Also, why do people on cell phones think no one can hear them? I overheard a guy on the bus detailing to his gf how he didn't think that the baby was his. Then I kind of wanted to find out, but he got off the bus. Humph!
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