How to Make a Saturday Great in 11 Easy Steps

1. Take the dog to the park first thing in the morning before anyone else is there and let him run, off the leash, to his hearts delight.

2. Come home and make a veggie omelet and a big pot of coffee. Consume breakfast while watching Laguna Beach.

3. Take a long shower with new yummy smelling body wash and new kick ass razor.

4.Get dressed and do make-up while listening to Kayne West’s new cd, which you have thanks to LJ who got a copy a whole week before it’s released! (Thanks LJ!)

5. Load up car with goodies for 4th Annual Wash Park party.

6. Get to park for a perfectly lovely day of hanging with all of your friends while eating every kind of delicious summer food you can think of.

7. Discover the joys of white trash toffee. (I can’t even tell you how good it is!)

8. Have friends excitedly ask about your promotion even though you work in a pretty non-exciting field.

9. Leave party when the rain starts late in the afternoon.

10. Once at home, open all the windows, put on favorite, super-soft pink jammies, and curl into bed for a nap.

11. Watch “Bull Durham” until you fall asleep to the sound of the rain falling outside your bedroom window.