Thursday, December 06, 2007

Just Pretend James Lipton is Asking These

So the other night I was watching John Cusack on "Inside the Actors Studio" thinking to myself those would be good questions for the blog one day when I don't have much to write. Well people, today is that day.

1. What is your favorite word? Blue. I love the way it feels on my mouth when I say it.
2. What is your least favorite word? Moist. Hate that word.
3. What turns you on? Quick wit, kindness, fearlessness, when a man puts his hand on the small of my back.
4. What turns you off? Passivity, cowardice, selfishness.
5. What sound or noise do you love? Thunderstorms, squeaky screen door at my family's cabin, unstoppable laughter.
6. What sound or noise do you hate? The sound of someone clipping their nails, lies.
7. What is your favorite curse word? I'm a big fan of the almighty F bomb.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? National Geographic photographer.
9. What profession would you not like to do? Proctologist.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "You did good, kid." Then I'd like him to point me to a huge gourmet kitchen. That kitchen would be attached to a huge dining room filled with all of the people I love who got there before me. I'd cook for everyone and we'd laugh and talk and drink wine.

7 comments:

Amber said...

As long as you keep the "JC" out of the F bomb, I think God will most definitely say what you want to hear... : )

Anonymous said...

fun post!

i gotta ask, though...why do so many people hate the word moist? don't get me wrong, it certainly is far from my favorite word, but i simply don't understand the hate.

syzygy and onomatopoeia are some of my favorite words. even if i did need to look up how to spell onomatopoeia.

Cheryl said...

Cool, can I be in that dining room too? I love the F bomb too. I've always loved this questionnaire. Maybe I'll repost my answers some day...

Tiffany said...

I never noticed how cool a word blue is until now. Effing blue? Maybe a little much. :D

Marissa said...

If heaven exists, that is exactly what i want too. only, since i don't cook, i'll be in that room dining on your delicious food and drinking and laughing with you!!

Anonymous said...

You are the only person I know who would want to go to heaven to cook for other people. No wonder selfishness turns you off.
-Will

dasi said...

I saw that too!! And my favorite part was this "What is your favorite sound?" "The sound of a home run being hit." "What is your LEAST favorite sound?" "When it's hit against the Cubs." YAY JOHN CUSAK!!! Although, I think your stupid Rockies hit plenty against my Cubbies this year, didn't they?? ;)