Once, Always, Never

I once broke my arm in three places.
I always have Grey Goose in my freezer.
I never wear red lipstick.

I once had drinks with a MLB player.
I always make my bed.
I never saw Pulp Fiction.

I once walked in on a cheating boyfriend.
I always believe things happen for a reason.
I never went to prom.

I once won $200 on a scratch ticket.
I always make lists.
I never cry at funerals but lose it later when I’m by myself.

I once loaned someone a lot of money that I never got back.
I always cry at the scene in “Love Actually” when the little boy is running after his girl in the airport.
I never wear the color yellow.

I once refused to throw up in a bathroom because it smelled like bubblegum. (I was drunk.)
I always love surprises.
I never go more than six weeks without a haircut.

I once set the deck on fire trying to BBQ.
I always drink Diet Coke.
I never leave the house without lip-gloss.

I once left my window open in a car wash.
I always stay up too late.
I never get anywhere on time…except work.

I once let Amber color my hair and it ended up pink.
I always cry when I throw up.
I never leave my doors unlocked.

I once paid for Taco Bell with dimes, nickels and pennies.
I always twirl my hair.
I never leave for a vacation without calling my parents first.

I once drank sake until I had to be carried to the cab.
I always spend too much money at Sephora.
I never want to disappoint my family.

I once jumped into a revolving door with my company’s top TOP dog.
I always love to cook for people.
I never eat peas.

I once sat next to Rod Smith at a Nuggets game.
I always take cream and sugar in my coffee.
I never listen to techno.

I once got stitches on the back of my leg because my dog’s collar sliced it open.
I always make nachos on Super Bowl Sunday.
I never want to live in L.A.

I once slept in a bath tub.
I always read People and US Weekly.
I never balance my checkbook.

I once had someone add themselves to my car insurance after they found an old statement in the trash.
I always throw out milk a few days before it expires.
I never tell someone I love them if I don't.

I once wrote a letter to Santa telling him I'd been good all year. I was grounded when I wrote the letter.
I always take lots of pictures.
I never like it when someone touches my neck...unless they're kissing it.

I once locked myself in my closet while someone was trying to break in to my house in college.
I always sing to people when I call them on their birthdays.
I never throw away cards or letters.