I Need A Personal Assistant

My life is nuts right now and I could really use an assistant. Here's why...

1) Getting new counters and sink installed tomorrow at 9am. I have a 9am meeting in Golden. I do not live in Golden. Not sure how I'm going to pull this off.
2) Washer and dryer are being delivered at 8am. Had to cancel the call I had at 8am because getting the washer and dryer delivered has been such a nightmare I can't even begin to explain it. So, I moved stuff around to be there tomorrow.
3) Been trying to get in touch with the window guy who called while I was in Vegas. He wanted to come by to measure for the new upstairs windows this morning but I ...wait for it...had a meeting! Shocker! He's going to try to swing by tomorrow during the calmness of counters/sinks/washer/dryer fun.
4) I have to run to Home Depot to pick up a new garbage disposal and faucet tonight. I don't have anything else planned but I don't want to go.
5) I was trying to make a cd earlier and couldn't remember the name of the Pete Yorn song that I adore. After wracking my brain for 20 minutes and cursing the internet, I called Amber. Thankfully, she knows me better than Yahoo music and gave me the answer right quick.
6) I have to pick up a Rx today and I don't feel like going to Walgreens.
7) I have to pick up my dry cleaning.
8) I want a lemon italian ice right this very second.
9) I have to continue my search for the perfect frame for a photo I took which I was hoping to give someone as a gift but can't very well do without said perfect frame.
10) I have to move everything out of my cabinets and off my counters tonight before they show up tomorrow.
11) I would like someone to tell me how cute my pink pants are today.
12) I could use a shoulder massage.

All of these activities would be just perfect for a personal assistant. I am now taking resumes so if you know anyone interested in the job, have them submit their resume to my email listed up and to the left. And also, if the applicant could look like Josh Jackson...welll that'd be just swell.

P.S. The Pete Yorn song was "Crystal Village"...in case you were wondering.