Wondering

Here's a random assortment of thoughts that have run through my mind lately. There's a lot of shit going on in this head of mine...enter at your own risk.

I wonder how many times I've uttered the phrase, "I'll take a vodka tonic, please."

I wonder if getting highlights again would be a good idea or just another way to blow a wad of cash.

I wonder when I'll stop giving credit to people who really don't deserve it.

I wonder why I didn't tell the lady doing my manicure that she missed that spot on my index finger.

I wonder when they'll stop throwing out corporate buzz terms on this loooooooooooooooong conference call.

I wonder how often I use annoying corporate buzz words.

I wonder if that guy at the stop light saw me checking him out last night.

I wonder who thought having Jessica Simpson do a pizza commercial in that outfit was a good idea.

I wonder if I left my straightening iron plugged in this morning.

I wonder when I will get off my ass and take the bag of donations to the Goodwill because it's been sitting on the floor of my guestroom for-effing-ever.

I wonder why some people think it's ok to flat out ignore someone's feelings.

I wonder if I'll ever just go balls-to-the-wall and call them on that shit.

I wonder if the Red Sox will be good to me this year.

I wonder when Josh Jackson will realize that I'm the girl for him and move to Denver already.

I wonder how much longer my car can go without an oil change.

I wonder why Star Jones can get a book deal being that she bugs in such a huge way it makes my hair hurt.

I wonder when Maroon 5 will release another cd because I'm ready already.

I wonder who will teach me how to knit so that I quit making pieces of crap that are supposed to pass as scarves.

I wonder if I will poke out my own eyes with knitting needles before aforementioned person can be found.

I wonder how, when no other women in my family have big boobs, I got stuck with "the twins".

I wonder where I left my sunglasses last week.

I wonder what it would be like if I could just admit how I really feel.

I wonder if my body will be swimsuit ready by the time we got to Vegas, Baby!

I wonder if Ryan Adams' "La Ciegena Just Smiled" will always make me feel so...much.

I wonder what time my new washer and dryer will be delivered on Saturday. (Yeah!)

I wonder when I started getting excited about major appliances.

I wonder why Ashley Parker Angel named his son Lyric.

I wonder why I watch that dumb show.

I wonder if my new bangs are a little too Jordana Brewster a la "Annapolis".

I wonder if Barley is sleeping on my bed right this very minute.

I wonder, I wonder, I wonder...